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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with.

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A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil.

The local restaurant served overcooked turkey, lumpy gravy, and cold mashed potatoes. What did they advertise it as? The Blooperplate Special.

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My new pup swallowed a whole cantaloupe in one gulp. Since then, he’s been a little melon-collie.

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I have a quantum mechanic...He both repairs and doesn’t repair my car at the same time, and I can never be certain of what the charge will be.

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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men: One was sitting under a tree reading a book…

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“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” - Isaac Asimov

Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they’re sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more.

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