Funny Business: Quantum mechanic
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.”
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins - if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
Puns & Quips
I’m dating an X-Ray technician… But I don’t know what she sees in me.
I’m trying to remember that movie where the golden retriever becomes an audio technician... Was it... Ear Bud?
In a recent laboratory accident, a technician was frozen to absolute zero. He’s 0k now.
The lights in my house just went out, so I have to call an electrician. I don’t have the experience to deal with the current situation.
The electrician finished fixing my lights. I told him he really brightened my day.
I just found out the electrician I hired is unlicensed. Needless to say, I was shocked!
I was speaking to a computer technician. “How do you make a motherboard?” I asked him. He said, “Tell her about my job.”
As an IT technician, I don’t have the greatest luck with the ladies. I was flirting with a barista the other day, but I couldn’t establish a connection to the server.
Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician... It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.
Don’t argue with the logic of a sonogram technician; It’s ultrasound.
My car mechanic called me and said, “You can pick up your car by 5 p.m.” I said, “I don’t think I’ll be strong enough by then.”
I have a quantum mechanic...He both repairs and doesn’t repair my car at the same time, and I can never be certain of what the charge will be.