Why did the tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim.
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A Redneck Christmas
Your father executes the “pull my finger” trick during Christmas dinner.
Funny Business: The Office Christmas Party
I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols…
Pipeline Online: Tips for Rednecks
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys.
Funny Business: Hilarious Names
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Lock Ness Munster.
Funny Business: The difference was staggering
Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
Funny Business: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost. Finally they came into a city. They saw a gentleman on the sidewalk, so they pulled up to the curb…
Funny One Liners: Identity Theft
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Halloween HA-HAs
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with.
Funny Business: Oil Tycoon
A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil.
Funny Business: Thanksgiving Jokes
The local restaurant served overcooked turkey, lumpy gravy, and cold mashed potatoes. What did they advertise it as? The Blooperplate Special.