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Pipeline Online: Tips for Rednecks
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys.
Funny Business: Hilarious Names
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Lock Ness Munster.
Funny Business: The difference was staggering
Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
Funny Business: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost. Finally they came into a city. They saw a gentleman on the sidewalk, so they pulled up to the curb…
Funny One Liners: Identity Theft
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Halloween HA-HAs
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with.
Funny Business: Oil Tycoon
A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil.
Funny Business: Thanksgiving Jokes
The local restaurant served overcooked turkey, lumpy gravy, and cold mashed potatoes. What did they advertise it as? The Blooperplate Special.
Funny Business: Melon-collie
My new pup swallowed a whole cantaloupe in one gulp. Since then, he’s been a little melon-collie.
Funny Business: Quantum mechanic
I have a quantum mechanic...He both repairs and doesn’t repair my car at the same time, and I can never be certain of what the charge will be.