Funny Business: Take the summer off

• Why did the barista go to the beach? To work on their pour-over tan.

• What do you call a coffee that’s too hot in July? A mistake.

• Why did the espresso machine take the summer off? It was totally burnt out.

• What did the iced coffee say to the sun? You think YOU’RE hot?

• Why do coffee shops love Canada Day? Because everyone wants their double-double double fast.

• What’s a barista’s least favourite summer activity? Camping. No wifi, no tips, no point.

• Why did the cold brew take so long? It was on summer hours.

• What do you call a coffee shop with no AC in August? A slow roast.

• Why did the latte wear sunscreen? It didn’t want to get any more roasted than it already was.

• What did the coffee say at the long weekend? “I’m taking a French press day.”