Funny Business: Thanksgiving Jokes
The local restaurant served overcooked turkey, lumpy gravy, and cold mashed potatoes. What did they advertise it as? The Blooperplate Special.
Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up? ‘Cause they wear their belts on their hats.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What is the Turkey’s favorite black tie celebration? The Butter Ball.
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda? A turkey sand-witch.
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.
What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey? “All About That Baste.”
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
What key has legs and can’t open doors? Tur-key.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble.
What is Alan Alda’s favorite Thanksgiving food? M*A*S*Hed potatoes.