Funny Quotes: Great Annoyance

• “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” - Isaac Asimov

• “Money is not everything, but it ranks right up there with oxygen.” - Zig Ziglar

• “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein

• “My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said, ‘Okay, you’re ugly too.’” - Rodney Dangerfield

• “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” - His Holiness the Dalai Lama