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Funny Business: Hickory daiquiri, doc
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
Funny Business: Readers Digest
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men: One was sitting under a tree reading a book…
Funny Quotes: Great Annoyance
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” - Isaac Asimov
Golfing Realities
Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they’re sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more.
Funny Business: Can’t Stand Up
A man has been drinking at a pub all night. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, but to no avail. Again, he falls flat on his face.
Funny Business: Eat homework
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Wacky Definitions: Clock
Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
Quick Jokes: Drawing Blood
I was applying to volunteer at a blood drive, but they rejected me when they asked me to demonstrate drawing blood. I guess they didn’t want me to use crayon.
Funny Business: Rita Rudner Quotes
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Funny Business: Grizzly Bear Poop
We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them.
Lots of PUN: Six Figures
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.