Wacky Definitions: Clock

• Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s the law!

• Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.

• Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

• Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning “tone deaf”.

• Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.

• Racial prejudice: a pigment of the imagination.

• Normal: A setting on a washing machine.

• Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.

• Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

• Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.

• Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.