A man has been drinking at a pub all night. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, but to no avail. Again, he falls flat on his face.

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Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

I was applying to volunteer at a blood drive, but they rejected me when they asked me to demonstrate drawing blood. I guess they didn’t want me to use crayon.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them.

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender “why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?”

Console yourself by considering the seeming impossibility of getting a straight answer to one of the simplest questions of all time.

Keanu Reeves was offered the lead role in Wild Wild West, but turned it down to do The Matrix. He really dodged a bullet there.

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Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant. They’re pretty hungry, so they decide to head in for a bite to eat.

Fellas, if you ever meet a woman who takes the time to take care of bees, marry her. She’s a keeper.

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Two old men are out on the golf course one morning playing their usual round of golf when a funeral procession comes down the street next to the green on which they are putting.