Lots of PUN: The Matrix
Keanu Reeves was offered the lead role in Wild Wild West, but turned it down to do The Matrix. He really dodged a bullet there.
The manual says that we should not turn the stereo up to full volume. That’s sound advice.
A computer engineer attempted flirting with a waitress, but failed miserably. You might say there was an error connecting to the server.
A lady approached me and said, “Every time you smile, I want to give you my number!” At first I thought she was flirting, but it turns out she’s a dentist.
On my walk yesterday, I fell into a hole full of water. In my defense, I couldn’t see that well.
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together. At first it’s boring, then it’s riveting.
My sister got fired from the hot dog stand. She wasn’t supposed to put her hair in a bun.
You can’t trust deli sandwiches. They’re full of bologna.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He must have been a little annoyed, I guess, because he kept asking, “can’t you just use a sponge?”