We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them.

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender “why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?”

Console yourself by considering the seeming impossibility of getting a straight answer to one of the simplest questions of all time.

Keanu Reeves was offered the lead role in Wild Wild West, but turned it down to do The Matrix. He really dodged a bullet there.

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Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant. They’re pretty hungry, so they decide to head in for a bite to eat.

Fellas, if you ever meet a woman who takes the time to take care of bees, marry her. She’s a keeper.

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Two old men are out on the golf course one morning playing their usual round of golf when a funeral procession comes down the street next to the green on which they are putting.

Have you ever played quiet tennis? It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket.

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A pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf. He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

If I won $1.28B, I’d give a quarter of it to charity. Not sure what I’d do with the other $1,279,999,999.75, though.

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As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”

The city’s top donut baker announced his retirement today. Apparently, he’d grown tired of the hole business.

A business man sees a fisherman laying down on the shore, looking at the sky. Businessman: “Hi, why aren’t you fishing? Fisherman: “Well, I caught the fish we plan on eating.”

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