Lots of PUN: Hole business
I prefer to wear tank tops. I enjoy exercising my right to bare arms.
The city’s top donut baker announced his retirement today. Apparently, he’d grown tired of the hole business.
On the Top 5 list of worst things about diarrhea, Number 2 may surprise you!
My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils ... But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
The invention of the spoon was an important point in human history. It caused quite a stir.
I just found out what a vanishing point is. It really puts everything in perspective.
I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station.
I keep getting hit by the same bike, at the same time and place, day after day. It’s a vicious cycle.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I put a black hole in my living room. It’s great. Really pulls the room together.
People say smoking will give you diseases. What they don’t know is that it cures salmon.