Lots of PUN: Hole business

• I prefer to wear tank tops. I enjoy exercising my right to bare arms.

• The city’s top donut baker announced his retirement today. Apparently, he’d grown tired of the hole business.

• On the Top 5 list of worst things about diarrhea, Number 2 may surprise you!

• My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils ... But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

• The invention of the spoon was an important point in human history. It caused quite a stir.

• I just found out what a vanishing point is. It really puts everything in perspective.

• I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station.

• I keep getting hit by the same bike, at the same time and place, day after day. It’s a vicious cycle.

• I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

• I put a black hole in my living room. It’s great. Really pulls the room together.

• People say smoking will give you diseases. What they don’t know is that it cures salmon.