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Lots of PUN: Quiet Tennis
Have you ever played quiet tennis? It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Funny Business: Pastor hole in one
A pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf. He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
Lots of PUN: A quarter to charity
If I won $1.28B, I’d give a quarter of it to charity. Not sure what I’d do with the other $1,279,999,999.75, though.
Funny Business: 10 pork chops
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”
Lots of PUN: Hole business
The city’s top donut baker announced his retirement today. Apparently, he’d grown tired of the hole business.
Funny Business: Perspective
A business man sees a fisherman laying down on the shore, looking at the sky. Businessman: “Hi, why aren’t you fishing? Fisherman: “Well, I caught the fish we plan on eating.”
Funny Stories: If they laugh, you’re young
How to find out if you’re old or not: Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you’re young. If they panic, you’re old.
Funny Stories: Coughy Filter
Just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?” She said “I’m not. It’s a coughy filter.”
Water Jokes: Drink toilet water
What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Mom Jokes for Mother's Day
Good moms let their kids lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first!
A Few Fun Jokes: Attracted to the Sun
No wonder everyone’s attracted to the sun. It IS pretty hot.
Funny Stories: Golf Frog
A man was playing golf one sunny afternoon when he hit his ball into a pond.