Mom Jokes for Mother's Day

• Good moms let their kids lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first!

• “It’s spicy” is the universal mom code for “I don’t want to share.”

• Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

• As a mom, I’m no longer a snack. I’m a Happy Meal. I come with toys and kids.