Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr!
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Water Jokes: Drink toilet water
What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Mom Jokes for Mother's Day
Good moms let their kids lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first!
A Few Fun Jokes: Attracted to the Sun
No wonder everyone’s attracted to the sun. It IS pretty hot.
Funny Stories: Golf Frog
A man was playing golf one sunny afternoon when he hit his ball into a pond.
Funny Business: Chocolate bars
Doug and Ernie entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, Doug stole 3 chocolate bars.
Funny Stories: Grandpa Pee
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
A Few Good Jokes: Houdini Trap Door
For a while, the magician Houdini used a trap door for every show he did. It was just a stage he was going through.
A Few Jokes: The Crepes
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. I left. The place was giving me the crepes.
Funny Stories: Wearing Glasses
Always self conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Bob would interview a future employee, he would ask them “what do you notice different about me?”.