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Funny Story: What is a Machine?
During an Engineering Class, the Teacher asks, “What is a Machine?”
Really Great Terrible Jokes: Hard to Find
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn’t work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
Funny Stories: A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring a dog in here!” The man replies, “But this dog can talk!”
Funny Stories: Where’s the toast?
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.
Funny Stories: Vending Machine
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
A Few Great Jokes: Lance-a-lot
Lance isn’t that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called Lance-a-lot.
Funny Business: Red Shirt
There’s this mighty sailing ship, a British frigate, cruising the Seven Seas, and one day the lookout shouts down from the crow’s nest…