Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr!
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Funny Stories: For the sick
Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was afraid he was going to throw up.
Bad, Very Terrible, Very Short Jokes
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
A Few Fun Jokes: Sensitive Heart
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said, “your husband has a very sensitive heart.
Lots of Pun
Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
Funny Stories: Peeing in the refrigerator
The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Funny Stories: A bear walks into a bar
A bear walks into a bar... The bartender is extremely busy and looks tired. He eventually makes his way over to the bear.
Funny Business
For a weekend break, three old college buddies go down to Tijuana, Mexico to enjoy a reunion.