I went to the zoo the other day and there was a baguette in one of the cages.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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A Few Good Zingers: Toilet Pepper
A Frenchman is staying at a hotel in New York. He phones reception and asks for some pepper.
New Jokes for a New Year!
What's something people should never eat on New Year's Eve? Fire crackers.
Sheep on the Ice
One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink.
Hilarious and Funny Christmas Warnings
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less. On a Christmas card for a 1 year old.
Great Bad Jokes: The Bee Side
The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop…
Jokes from around the world
Your family is so stupid, you give your chickens hot water so they can lay boiled eggs.
The Little Rabbit Joke
A guy passes a store selling cheap trinkets from around the world. A small figurine in the window catches his eye.
The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary.
Jokes About the Human Body
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
