Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get…

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished…

My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get…

Did you hear about the sad cranberry? It was actually a blueberry.

Actual calls for help to 1-800 Butterball.

Comments made by famous people, without much thought.

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding just East of Sedan, KS.

Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.