Actual calls for help to 1-800 Butterball.

Comments made by famous people, without much thought.

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding just East of Sedan, KS.

Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.

Lawyers should never ask a Grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around.

My daughter want’s the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules.