I went to the zoo the other day and there was a baguette in one of the cages.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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Female Language

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom.

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New Teacher Makes Noise

A head teacher is making his rounds of the school when he hears a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms.

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What’s On EBay?

Item: My Toenail Clippings – 31 inches long. Description: These clipping were done by my teeth about an hour ago…

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Golf Humor: My wife is watching

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, and measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.

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