Seventy year old Myrtle wakes up one morning and says to her husband: “Joe I Think I’m dead.”

Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. Bandage left thumb.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

Existence was so tranquil and peaceful for the young couple Adam and Eve, like straight out of a story book, until one unfortunate day when Adam showed up one hour late for supper.

Before I took the old family car to college, my father loaded the trunk with soft-drink bottles filled with oil, coolant and transmission fluid.

For all the fathers out there, how many of these have you said…

A golfer, well into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California the way the pros do it.

Two friars are having trouble paying off the belfry, so they open a florist shop. Everyone wants to buy flowers from the men of God so business is quickly booming.

When I come to one of the forks in the road of life, I don’t waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon.

If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener.