The grass is always greener.........When you leave the sprinkler on.

Women always complain that men are difficult to understand. Here are some funny explanations of typical guy phrases.

A fellow comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn’t include Tom O’Brien in the games anymore.

Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.

Two long time friends were standing on the tee overlooking a river getting ready to hit their shots….

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and don't get a reaction.

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life” – Brooke Shields