I went to the zoo the other day and there was a baguette in one of the cages.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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Easter Jokes to Crack You Up
Why did the townspeople have to call an ambulance after someone told an egg a joke?
Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life” – Brooke Shields
It’s Come to This ...
Tattoo artist Dean Gunther of Manchester, United Kingdom, has made one man’s body goals come true: He’s inked a ripped six-pack on the man’s torso…
Marriage and Love Humor
An engaged man asked his father for advice for a long and happy marriage…
A few Starbucks jokes for coffee lovers
What’s the fastest way to get Starbucks in less than a minute?
Scrabble Giggles
My dog ate all of my Scrabble tiles. He left messages all over the house for days after that.
Dog Plays Chess, Boy Swallows Ships
The doctor finds an aircraft carrier and two smaller boats in the kids intestines.
These jokes are for the birds...
A proper tweetment is the only solution for a sick bird’s speedy recovery.
You know you’re a Hockey Mom when ...
In Spring and Summer, you are a graceful woman of class, and then hockey season starts.
Psychic Hotline Frog
One day this frog was bored, so he decided to call the psychic hotline. The psychic asked the frog “what do you want to know?”
Things Not to Say on Your Valentine's Date
I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
