A proper tweetment is the only solution for a sick bird’s speedy recovery.

In Spring and Summer, you are a graceful woman of class, and then hockey season starts.

One day this frog was bored, so he decided to call the psychic hotline. The psychic asked the frog “what do you want to know?”

I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.