I went to the zoo the other day and there was a baguette in one of the cages.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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Funny Stories: Mind Your Own Business
In my neighborhood, there was a couple who had given their twin sons very weird names.
Funny Grad Stories
Keep on learning, Though your graduation's done; Your whole life's an education, That has only just begun.
Funny Graduation Quotes
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
What a Weird World
Down at the Amarillo (Texas) Zoo, it isn't the animal exhibits inside that are sparking excitement among the city's residents.
Funny stories: New and Improved
The little girl was sitting in her father’s lap as he read her a goodnight story. From time to time, she would take her eye’s off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
Garden and Plant Humor
However bare the lawn, grass will appear in the cracks between the patio paving stones.