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Engineering a Cow

Back in the day, on a beautiful spring day, a farmer had led his cow to a small stream next to a green, lush meadow.

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Oops! Green screen

What do you get when you cross spring picture day, a green screen background and St. Patrick’s Day? Completely memorable elementary school photos, of course!

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Biker Wisdom...

Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won’t save your butt from “road rash” if you go down.

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Funny stories: Moles and Tires

So, there was a family of moles. They decided to leave their burrow to smell the spring air. The father mole poked his head out first and sniffed, “I smell lavender.”

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