I only use my iPhone as a camera. I don’t even know my number. I don’t belong to this modern world…

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours, and let each new year find you a better man.

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination…

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho!

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.

Nestle sweet shrimp and crabmeat salad in a refreshing cucumber shell and top with tart, jewel-like pomegranate seeds for an elegant holiday appetizer.

This easy, yet impressive, dessert can be made in advance and heated when you’re ready to serve it, making it the perfect choice when you’re hosting a large group.

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

He wished that he could warm himself, beside the fire, so red.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What do grapes sing at Christmas? ‘Tis the season to be jelly.

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

There is just one tricky part: You must know how to fly

My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first timer questions.

During the hectic days leading up to the holidays, it's nice to have side salads waiting in the refrigerator for last-minute meals.

If your first thought is to check your phone for scores in the morning, you’re probably a sports fan.

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