Funny Business: Singing in the shower

• Depresso: what you feel when the pot runs dry.

• The grain elevator quit on us. Real letdown.

• I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

• Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

• I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.