Funny Business: Overheard at The Bean
I used to hate coffee. Then it grew on me. Now I’m a convert — a latte of us are.
My coffee and I are in a committed relationship. It brews me well.
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy coffee, which is pretty close. And unlike happiness, coffee comes with refills.
My birthstone is a coffee bean.
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy coffee, and have you ever seen a sad person holding a fresh cup. Exactly. I rest my case, your honour.
My doctor told me to cut back on caffeine, so I switched to a smaller mug and lied about it. We’ve been very happy together ever since.
Coffee is proof that the universe loves us and wants us to function. Tea is proof that the universe is patient and doesn’t mind if we take our sweet time. I, personally, do not have that kind of time.