Funny Business: Now it’s a Ford Focus

• I just dumped some Adderall into my Ford Fiesta’s gas tank. Now it’s a Ford Focus.

• What do toilets do when they’re embarrassed? They always get a bit flush.

• What do runners eat before a race? Nothing - they fast.

• What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

• What did the dentist win at the competition? A little plaque.

• What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s very heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

• Why do we tell actors to ‘break a leg’? Because every play has a cast.