Funny Business: Jokes of the Irish

• Why did the Irish potato go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

• Two leprechauns walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

• What do leprechauns drive to work? Minivans.

• How do leprechauns make shoes so fast? They make short work of it.

• Why are leprechauns so fast? They do everything in a pinch.

• Why did the leprechaun buy a trampoline? Because he heard March was spring time.

• Why did the leprechaun wear stilts to work? He wanted a raise.

• What did one Irish cap say to the other? You go on ahead.

• Why don’t leprechauns like running? They’d rather jig than jog.

• How can you tell if a leprechaun is an environmentalist? He wee-cyles.

• What do you call a leprechaun who scams people? A lepre-con.

• Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.