Funny Business: Jokes for Easter

• Why did the chick go to the party? He wanted to see his peeps.

• What does the Easter Bunny do in his free time? Play Eggs-box.

• Where does the Easter Bunny go if he loses his tail? The re-tail store.

• What’s the best way to catch the Easter Bunny? Have someone throw him to you.

• Why are people so tired in April? Because they just finished a 31-day March.

• How do you get the Easter Bunny to put in more hours? Increase his celery.

• How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses?

• Where do rabbits go after tying the knot? On a bunnymoon.

• What’s stranger than an egg-delivering rabbit? A spelling bee.

• Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.

• What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.