Funny Business: Hilarious Names

• If Yoko Ono had married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.

• If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.

• If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she’d be Ella Vader.

• If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he’d be Cat Doggy Dogg.

• If Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton John-Newton John.

• If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting!

• If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Lock Ness Munster.

• If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and marry Jerry Mathers, she’d be Liv Ito Beaver!

• If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie The Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.