Funny Business: Aging Gracefully

Humor
Written By Your West Central Voice

  • I don’t have grey hair. I have wisdom highlights.

  • My back goes out more than I do.

  • I’m at the age where my mind still thinks I’m 25, my humour thinks I’m 12, and my body thinks I’m dead.

  • I’ve reached the age where my idea of a wild Friday night is a new puzzle and matching socks.

  • Getting old is when you bend down to tie your shoes and look around to see what else you can do while you’re down there.

  • “I don’t trust people who say they don’t need coffee in the morning. What are you running on? Sunshine?

Your West Central Voice
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