Funny Business: A Frayed Knot
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender tells him, “Sorry, we don’t serve strings here. Get out.”
The string walks out and unravels one end of himself and ties himself up a few times and walks back in and orders a drink.
The bartender says, “Aren’t you the string that was just in here?”
The string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
In Barbados, an apple tart costs two dollars, peach cobbler costs three dollars, and rhubarb will set you back four dollars.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.