A Redneck Christmas

• Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.

• The neighbours started a petition over your Christmas lights.

• Your father executes the “pull my finger” trick during Christmas dinner.

• Your favourite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

• You’re splurging on the HUNGRY MAN turkey TV dinners.

• You do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

• Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.

• You save old appliances for Christmas presents.

• You’re serving your turkey on an old hubcap.

• You shoot a turkey the day before Christmas.

• You shop for gifts at garage sales.

• All your silverware is plastic.