Weird News: Sleep Among Stars
In the Doghouse
On the morning of Jan. 13, a woman in Nassau, New York, found a stray dog, WNYT-TV reported. She took the dog to a veterinarian, who noticed that a GPS monitoring device had been attached to the dog’s collar. But the dog wasn’t a criminal: The ankle bracelet was assigned to Lamont Alexander Holmes, 47, of Albany, who had been charged with felony possession of a loaded weapon and was scheduled to appear in court that morning. Holmes is still on the lam; no word on the pup.
Delayed Delivery
Another robot bites the dust. On Jan. 15 in Miami, a food delivery robot met its ignominious end on a Brightline train track after becoming stuck, Fox5Atlanta reported. Witness Guillermo Dapelo took video as the train struck the robot. “I was walking my dogs ... and that’s when I saw the food car standing on the train tracks,” Dapelo said. RIP.
Sleep Among Stars
For the low, low price of $250,000, you can be one of the first to reserve a room at a luxury moon hotel, The Philippine Star reported on Jan. 21. GRU Space, a startup founded by Skyler Chan, hopes to deploy the hotel to the moon by 2032. It will be built on Earth. “The hotel offers views of the lunar landscape and Earth, along with ... surface experiences including Moonwalks, driving, golfing and other activities,” GRU claims. The first hotel, which is expected to last 10 years, will be an inflatable habitat. After that, a more permanent and expanded facility will be placed. “We live during an inflection point where we can actually become interplanetary before we die,” Chan said. GRU believes likely customers will include adventurers, couples looking to honeyMOON in an exotic locale and recent spaceflight participants.
Holographic ‘Hog
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is nothing if not helpful. On Jan. 20, the group sent a letter to Punxsutawney Groundhog Club President Tom Dunkel, offering to donate a “state-of-the-art” 3D groundhog projection -- a hologram -- for the big event coming up on Feb. 2. “Let Phil and his family retire,” the group said, according to Fox News. “Pixelated pop stars are headlining concerts and long-departed celebrities are attending conventions, so why not put that technology to good use: on a hologram that lets the real Phil hibernate in peace,” PETA founder Ingrid Newkirk reasoned. “Give Gobbler’s Knob a glow-up with a phantom prognosticator.” PETA noted that groundhogs are naturally shy and avoid humans. “Every year, this terrified little animal is subjected to loud announcers and noisy crowds.” Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro responded with a post on X, featuring a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag, but with Phil replacing the snake.