Weird News: Delivery from the Deep

Not an Office

In reference to what seems like an obvious enough policy, Starbucks Korea has posted signs in all its shops across the country, warning customers that they may no longer bring desktop computers and printers to the locations to work. United Press International reported on Aug. 11 that Starbucks has also banned setting up large partitions and leaving valuables at a table for long periods of time. The targeted customers are known as “cagongjok,” which combines the Korean words for “cafe,” “study” and “tribe.” Starbucks made the policy change after other customers complained about cafe squatters taking up too much space; laptops will still be welcomed.

Annoyances

Gary Boyadzhyan of Van Nuys, California, told KTLA-TV on Aug. 13 that he has a mysterious long-running grievance with the Los Angeles Police Department, and that’s why he’s been blasting home alarms and a train horn from his house for months. “He does this periodically several times during the day,” said neighbor Bob Donovan. “It has a range of 3.5 miles. It’s an actual train horn.” Boyadzhyan says the horns are his way of getting LAPD’s attention. “I do sincerely apologize to my neighbors,” he said, “but I don’t know what else to do.” Neighbors are unclear about what kind of help the man needs to solve his problem, but they’re at wits’ end about the noise. But maybe a solution is on the way: Boyadzhyan was arrested on Aug. 13 on unknown charges.

Delivery from the Deep

There’s something in the water at Loch Ness in Scotland ... but it’s not the famed monster. The Daily Record reported on Aug. 13 that Domino’s Pizza has launched a delivery submarine that can reach speeds of 45mph and leap 5 meters out of the water. Pizza Delivery Innovation spokesperson Izzy Gardener said the company is “always looking for new and unexpected ways to deliver to our customers.” Loch Ness seemed like a “perfect place to test the waters,” Gardener said.

Oops

“A ground mishap” at Barnes Air National Guard Base in Westfield, Massachusetts, was likely caused by an unnamed passenger accidentally triggering an ejection from an F-15D Eagle on Aug. 12, The War Zone reported. After the plane had landed, video showed a puff of smoke and the backseat passenger crawling along the runway next to the aircraft. The canopy landed on the plane’s wing. The 104th Fighter Wing released a statement saying that one service member was taken to a hospital for evaluation and the other had no injuries.